A well trained master in the art of nothing useful

Hot Nuts!

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:37:30 GMT

I'm off for for some HOT NUTS at zern's !

Why I hate old people!

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:33:36 GMT

Today my friends and I wanted to go to a local farmer's market for a few tasty treats. Well, as we drove there I noticed that many old people CANNOT drive to save their ass. Cutting us off with no provocation and then acting as if it were my fault or worse, simply believing that since they are up in age this gives them a right to make their own rules. And no, I don't think ALL old people are like this but it seems that the ones that aren't like this are not out on the road driving. Yes I know I'm going to be old someday but I won't act as if the world owes me something just because I'm old...I love all of you! Especially the single women!!!

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:24:34 GMT

She's funny and hot!

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:16:42 GMT

I am so tired of the crap that goes on around here on a day to day basis I'm about ready to pack-up and move far away...to a place where life is not as hectic. I want a relaxed atmosphere where people say hello to people they don't know just because they are friendly. No more angry drivers cutting me off just so they can get to NOWHERE faster than me. I'm fed up with Americans who do nothing but piss and moan about EVERYTHING yet do NOTHING to make their situation better. I would like to live someplace where the people take pride in the simple things in life, someplace they don't care about the status symbols but they care about their fellow neighbor. Maybe i should just build a time machine and transport myself back to a time where there wasn't so much going on at once...I sound like a hypocrite as I rant about life in America and the status quo as I bang out my cries of injustice against myself on a computer but this is what makes being alive in this day and age so wonderful, the chance to let everyone hear or not hear my bitching and moaning. Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing that we often take for granted.

Horror scope

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:24:20 GMT

This describes me to a "T"

Do you agree?

Noodles...noodles...noodles!

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:15:08 GMT

A moment from the past recalled

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:02:07 GMT

This all started about 12 or 13 years ago...
A rainy wednesday, close to 1 am or so...
I was falling for this girl who seemed to have the same eclectic musical tastes that I had and we were fast becoming friends because we would see each other and spend the entire evening chatting away like crazy.
Anyway as I was saying, the rain was coming down pretty hard and she was about to go home so I decided to walk her to her car. Well, I decided to go ahead and kiss her...I grabbed her face and planted a deep passionate one right there on her lips while we became drenched. She just looked at me with astonishment and fumbled to get in her car.
"I have to go home," was all she said. Now, my mind went into a million different directions and most of them thought of the negative since she wasn't reciprocating the gesture but I should've thought that maybe, just maybe she was only in shock and it wasn't that she was off put by the moment.
As I made my way home my brain worked overtime trying to rationalize what I had just done...did I make a "good" move or did I just build a barrier between the two of us?
I got home. Went to my room and there was a message waiting for me...from you know who. She proceeded to tell me that she still reeling from the kiss...as she put it, "it was a magical moment," that she only had seen in the movies and never thought that she'd have a kiss like that.
To be honest I wasn't trying to be creative with the moment I just needed to tell her how I felt and words often get misconstrued so I figured a kiss would get the point across perfectly. The pouring down rain only adding to the over-all moment giving it that perfect touch that to this day has a place in both of our hearts.

So now we fast-forward to the present where we have a problem where this girl and I cross paths just as she is seperating from her husband. She finds me on MySpace and we start chatting again. The kiss is recalled and in her eyes she sees the reunion of our beings as being a soulmate moment. Now I want to believe in the notion of a soulmate but I think she's trying to recapture a moment in time that has long passed. I think it is too soon for her to begin thoughts of dating let alone proclaiming that we are "meant" for one another. Don't get me wrong, I still have feelings for this girl but it's too soon and I'm afraid that she'll soon discover that there's a whole world for her to discover and if she's in a relationship with me from the get go I don't want to be the reason she feels tied down from being free to explore. I mean I want her to come to me on her own accord and not just because she's lonely at that exact moment in time.
I'm a romantic at heart and I want nothing more than to be in love with someone but I'd like to share in her likes and dislikes just as she does in mine. I want to be able to imagine her smile when I'm feeling down. I want to share in her joys as well as be there for her when she has a bad day just to let her know that someone does care.
A deep passionate kiss underneath the falling rain of spring does conjure a "perfect" moment for two to share but the two need to have more between them...

Icelandic Import...a band EVERYONE should listen to, at least once!

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:36:51 GMT

Self torture...you know you do it....

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 18:35:30 GMT

You do it to yourself

you do

and that's why it really hurts

   you do it to yourself

   just you

   you and no one else.

Daniel Day Lewis speaks after his Oscar win.

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:54:57 GMT

Daniel Day Lewis Rocks!!!

Here he speaks of

Milkshakes,

kissing George Clooney

and

putting to rest a character...

Joy Division Documentary!!!

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:16:10 GMT

Fun with porn stars & helium!

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:47:48 GMT

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:00:40 GMT

I promise...I'll find something to say here soon. I swear!

Michael Trent Reznor...'nuff said!

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:15:09 GMT

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:44:07 GMT

Apparently my theory on telepathic journal entries has failed!

That being said...

I am rewarded none the less for my efforts.

Is life really this good?

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 21:01:51 GMT

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:29:14 GMT

I love the fact that when someone's feeling down

and out about something there's ALWAYS someone

who'll tell you, "Thing's will get better."

And, has anyone ever noticed that the people who

spout this little nugget of positivity are usually

nowhere near being depressed or down

and out?

FUCK THEM!!!

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:38:08 GMT

Heidi Klum...

Victoria's Secret Uber Model...

On the Tonight Show...

Tells ALL about Hans & Franz...

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:59:45 GMT

A picture says it all...at least a thousand words each...

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:52:06 GMT

The world is right again...

WHITE STRIPES!!!!!

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:26:36 GMT

WHITE STRIPES
ARE ON
CONAN O'BREIN
LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS GOOD
ON A MONDAY
BEFORE!

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:36:45 GMT

I truly believe that my soul is sinking into
an abyss that no one will EVER be able to
retrieve me from...
I have often made fun of people being in love
but deep in my heart I know it is the one thing
that ALL of us need to truly feel complete.
At times I imagine a life with nothing but
unequaled passion and then my mind comes back to it's
senses and reminds me of how much that is
NOT THE CASE!

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:29:08 GMT

Anyone?

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:25:10 GMT

She had nothing left to say
so she said she loved me
And I stood there
grateful for the lie...

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:50:32 GMT

Cherry ice cream smile
I suppose it's
very nice...